🎄 Naughty Night. Nice Morning.
SantaCon is not for amateurs.
It’s a marathon disguised as a bar crawl. A full-body endurance event involving crowds, cold weather, and festive cocktails consumed with heroic optimism.
At A-Minus, we love a good party.
But we love productive next days even more.
That’s why A-Minus proudly supports SantaCon Santas everywhere — not during the fun, but after the fun, when the beard comes off, the boots stay on a little too long, and reality knocks on the door around 7:14am.
The Science of Subtraction (Even at the North Pole)
Alcohol doesn’t just disappear overnight.
One of its most unpleasant byproducts — acetaldehyde — sticks around and contributes to that foggy, regret-tinged morning-after feeling.
A-Minus is designed to help remove that toxin after drinking, so recovery is faster, clearer, and far less judgmental.
Think of it as:
- More “Ho Ho Ho, less No No No.”
- And significantly fewer vows that begin with “I’m never doing that again.”
🎅 Built for Santas With Jobs
SantaCon Santas aren’t on vacation.
They have meetings. Kids. Flights. Deadlines. Group chats they shouldn’t reread.
A-Minus helps ensure that:
- Santas wake up functional
- Elves (aka coworkers) remain tolerable
- And December productivity doesn’t get completely snowed under
Final Word from HQ
We don’t tell Santas how to celebrate.
We just make sure the morning after doesn’t ruin Christmas.
Whether you were naughty, nice, or somewhere aggressively in between — recover smarter.
A-Minus
Hangovers are now optional.
